No grunting wheezers, huh.
That would be preferable to what I saw at the gym one day. This old, somewhat chubby dude, was riding a stationary bike. I look over at him and I promise you one of his danglers had slipped out of his gym shorts and he was just peddling away as if nothing was wrong. One would assume he did not know. That one dangler was dangling so low I was worried it might get caught up in the drive mechanism. Had it, it was of sufficient size(like huge, think baseball) that there surely would have been a major league hang-up, taking at least days to dislodge if not weeks.
Gross as it was, it was maximum entertainment to watch the women when one would happen to see it. I thought the honorable thing to do would be to meander over and inform the old gentleman that he was hanging out...way out...but I was having too much fun watching the women. In the end who really got hurt, I suppose.
Moral of the story...be careful what you ask for. Except for the humor of watching the woman I'd much prefer a grunting wheezer to a dangling geezer. :-))