Ok...these two dudes were riding along a trail...one got chewed pretty good but the other was prepared..."I made sure I had my bear bell on and bear spray with me".

And that's why the bears butt rings when it poops. It's the guys bear bell coming out after the bear ate the bell and the guy it was attached to. Really? A bear bell?

Where's my bear gun?

I read this story on one site that removed it before I could get it up here so I looked it up on search engine. I had to sort through a whole list of "bear attack" stories out of Alaska! Apparently, there's a bunch of bear attacks up there...a bunch!