Hey, White Privilege...
Inspired by your new screen name I was inspired to come up with my own. I'll most likely fail in the effort but what the hell, it's not like I haven't ever failed at something.
In deference to the NFL and the Afro-centric names some of them sport...I'm adding a "La" in front of my name.
Wait...not done yet...My Texas girlfriend who lives in Oregon calls me Waynus. Don't ask. In deference to her...I use Waynus.
Wait...not done yet, yet...being as I am something of a radical...and to honor one of the most recognizable radical symbols...I choose "X"...as in Malcom X.
I am now LaWaynus X.
Fear me. hahahaha!!!!