You would, wouldn't you mojo. Although she has been dead, for many years, she can NOT be as butt-ugly as your fat mommy.

Mojo's mommy's flopping. Mojo mommy's flopping. Mojo's mommy's flopping.

Your mommy's been your only sexual partner, for the entirety of your life.

I'd let you dig up mine, but she was cremated ...

So, you'll have to stick with that fat ugly mommy of yours.

Perhaps, one of those many "uncles", of yours, that used to "plant" your backside might come back, as long as you promise them to, "lick it clean, just like the old days ..."