Oh...so hard is it for them to deal with the fact that the cat is dead. The box opened the cat is dead. All the hype, all the panic...it was a fizzle.
There's enough energy to keep an electron on the next shell up or there isn't and it pops back into the level below...there is no in between. It's either off or on. You're pregnant or you're not. The quantum nature of life goes on that way.
Now I see they have created a new category for the strength of a hurricane...it's called "near" Cat 2. So invested in their own bullchit they can not...will not..shall not...never will just call it a Cat 1.
Don't worry chillins, it's not dark cause mama's dun turned the light to near on.