well hell, lets just tie a miniature hangman's noose and hang em by the nodes. We could either hoist them up by the nodes and let em dangle or we could drop them from differing heights so we can determine at what height they get ripped off or they just hang depending on whether we wanted the guy to bleed out or not.

If we just want them to hang, we could then get a bunch of liberal women who think they've been sexually molestated and let them take a wack with the round end of a ball peen hammer. Like ringing a bell.

I sentence you to hang by the nodes till dead, dead, dead!