Turkey Day...
Thank God for ham. I never liked turkey. To dry, even the dark meat. If it were up to me no turkey in the world would suffer the butchers knife. They'd be running around like roaches...which, IMHO, they are. Like roaches, I mean. haha
As ruler of the universe I hereby pardon all turkeys on turkey day and the other 364.25 days of the year. No turkey allowed from this point until the end of time plus three more days.
Thankfully, my sister is a hell of a cook and she will make chicken and dressing along with the turkey and dressing. Her dressing will make you slap yo Mama...unless your name is MoFo...well, I won't go there.
On man...and the pecan pie...my sisters pecan pies are why God made pecan trees.
I can feel the misery of overstuff-ation coming on already.
Happy Thanksgiving
