Can we rub em down with a steak before we drop em off? Wrap em in bacon? Bait the drop area with meat before we drop em in? We could build a coliseum... feed em to the lions in a controlled fashion in a pay per view event.
Or as I read in a comment...staple them to a tree with a 168 grain staple. We could even run a "pay for" hunt and sell that on pay per view.
We need to make money off this.