First...you're one ugly mf'er. Arnold Schwarzenegger "The Predator"

Second...you got an Y chromosome when you were made...you're a male. I aint playing your insane game. You're male. To phrase it as Joe Biden might...you're a man...man.

Third...come here buddy, I'll shave those things for you. I use a dull rusty straight razor after stretching them out real tight with a stump and a nail(you'll like that ride, fat boy). I don't see to well these days and my hand shakes a lot...I'll take you where your sick mind thinks you want to go.

How long do you think it will be before something tries the same thing here in the states...you know...shave my balz or I'll sue you into oblivion.

Ever wonder what a G-dless society would look like?