Hello, we are a full-service law firm offering our services to MF G customers to help you get your funds back promptly. And, they are YOUR funds.
Basically, we are offering our services to your select group for the low, low price of 1% of your account balance. You will lose that much to inflation over the next few months if you let these idiots continue to dawdle around and hold on to your money ILLEGALLY!
We are well respected in our field for getting the job done. We are affectionally known to most as "Those Goddam Bastards."
Call us today! After all, SOMEBODY should be looking after your interests.
Killum & Eatum