One of best lines, not a Maynard original, as I first heard it from my secretary in '81 'r '82 ... Austin, Tejas.
"Ain't had so much fun since the hawgs ate muh lidduhl brother" (attempting to phoenetically put her West Tejas drawl).
She (Suzanne) was a hoot.
On another subject, Austin ... always pretty leftist/liberal (but, almost tolerably so), tain't half the town since all of them danged yankees moved in and changed it for the worse .... MUCH worse.
More's the pity.