After seeing the girly-man we now have being such an idiot overseas, this would be a perfect choice. Tall and big in the Chinese crowd.

Maybe Obama will adjust the law to make it so, since he changes everything to his liking anyway while Congress just sits around on their respective cans.

Change law to read "or folks born in Austria, or nearby."

now, we'll get somewhere.

Give Arnold one of those poked-out metal eyes to wear, too....

freak out the PuffNStuffs.