A cop stopped a car load of grannies going down state route 95 doing 95. The officer asked the old lady driving why she was driving so fast. She said I'm doing the speed limit, those signs said 95 so I'm doing 95. Ma'am those are the signs telling you which road you are on, they're not the speed limit. I'm afraid I'm going to have to write you a ticket and it will cost you 150 dollars for driving so fast. Oh my, said they old lady, that's an expensive ticket...I'm glad you didn't stop us on state route 135.