Broke down and purchased a mower. Found a slightly used, well kept, mower that was identical to the the new one I wanted. This pig can mow a 14 MPH! Course you have to find a smooth stretch of land to go that fast. I didn't think it would really cut grass that fast..wrong...it does.

My neighbor has a John Deere zero turn and he's always out mowing his yard. It's annoying to an extent. Well, it's just plain ole annoying. I call him Mow ##### or Mow Ho. Now that I have one...I understand why he mows so much...it's fun driving these things.

I've mowed the yards twice already...the second mowing was totally unnecessary. I used the excuse that I needed to run an experiment to see how much time I'll save per cut over what I was doing...about 45 minutes maybe an hour! I didn't watch the clock that well...I guess I'll have to do it again.

I have already dubbed myself...Mow Ho Jr. :-))