We'll be expecting a finished fully functioning 24-7 money making machine by tomorrow...noon.

Notice I said 24-7...there are no exceptions for holidays and weekends. Who cares if the market is closed, if your good a small little detail such as that shouldn't be an issue.

This is the beauty of an oil well..pumps 24-7-365. Not really...but they do pump at night when the schedule calls for it.

So my suggestion for your creation is...The Oil Well. :-))