"I can't get at any of that money myself and I'm flat broke, 80 grand in credit card debt and running on just fumes until bills to be paid end of month. Gotta sell some hay bales quick to stay afloat and buy some cat food."
Listen here Santa...don't start trying to craw-fish outa my X-mas present by pulling at my heart strings with your tale of woe! 50K US!
"Run a rescue ranch with 44 cats."...At least you'll have plenty to eat. Cat...the other white meat.
Guy asked my once if I wanted a cat. I said, "nah, I aint hungry right now." ;-))