Two gators were sitting at the side of swamp near Washington, DC. The
smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how
you kin be so much bigger n me. We'er the same age, we was the same
size as kids. I just don't get it".
Well," said the big gator, "What you been eatin boy?"
"Politicians, same as you," replied the small gator.
"Hmm.Well, where do yall catch em?"
"Down to the side of the swamp near the parkin lot by the Capitol."
"Same here Hmm. How do you catch 'em?"
"Well, I crawlsup under one of them Two gators Lexus and wait fer one to unlock
the car door. Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the chit out
of 'em, and eat 'em!"
"Ah!" says the big alligator,"I think I see your problem. You ain't gettin'
any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin' the chit
out of a Politician,there ain't nothin' left but an asshole and a briefcase."