I laugh so hard, that I think I passed a kidney stone! Some get freaky with old age... All depends what you drink, determines how ya think. I'm a Chartreuse kind of guy. I like it not only for its herbal green sheen, but that it has the words "chart" and "reuse" in its name~!~ On the hot sunny days that I'm doing hay, digging the Bell's Oberon beer. Heavy long the Sep Rice, at a loss, but coming back. Also, believe Lumber will make a contraseasonal 'nother leg up thru summer.
https://www.chartreuse.fr/en/produits/green-chartreuse/
http://www.barrons.com/articles/price-of-rice-could-double-1462593702