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a jewish version of #5 (ticket and stub)

Shimon Dzigan walked on stage for his comedian show with his fly open
The lady in the front row remarked : (Fly in Hebrew is "shop")
Mr Dzigan, this is Saturday and shops should be closed!"
Without flinching he answered: "Not the Delicatessen!".

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