not sure if its that or the porn posting earlier this morning that caused my coveted bastard file handle...a handle I have been wanting for 55 years...to turn out looking like a dildo or what but that is a let down of monumental proportions.
I can see it now...here guys, use my file...I turned the handle myself. I aint touchin that...it looks like a pecker, gay boy. Whacha been filing with that, Wayne? Yo mama.
Yea, I'll have to keep that out of sight lest I suffer all manner of insults.