Re: these are dangerous times...
"You hittin the bottle again..." No, I don't drink save for the occasional sip of whatever the woman is having.
"or is dementia creepin up on ya." Maybe, but isn't the person with creeping dementia the last to know? Not real sure as to the efficacy of asking the suspected victim of dementia if they are afflicted.
"You with the "hot pepper" militia?" I don't know who they are but we are not supposed to discuss our membership with them.
"Guffaw!" Not sure who they are either but I'm pretty sure we're not supposed to discuss our membership with them, either.