I'm glad all this "sexual harassment" crap wasn't around when I was young...they would have put me in the pen! :-0

I had my meat seeking missile targeted on this little blond girl...then one day I spied her in a classroom after class talking to some other folk. I kid you not...she was standing there wearing a fuzzy pink sweater.......holding.......a flop eared rabbit. A real live bunny rabbit. I don't know...I didn't ask.

I couldn't care less about the bunny but that fuzzy sweater all filled out like it was...well...I walked down the hall...into the room and right up to her...slowly walked her back into the chalkboard...never touched her...leaned over and whispered in her ear...I want to do lewd things to your body. Backed away from her...stood there looking her in the eye for a few seconds spun around and left. I figured she needed some time to digest that.

A week or two later she came skipping in a room where I and some other people were studying fossils or something. When I saw her skipping I was like wooo hooo score! Would have worked too had the married woman I was having an affair with not come over a run her off. HAHAHA!!!

That, I guess, either makes me a scoundrel or the perfect political candidate. :-)