I know this isn't so...I saw Art Bell walking with Big Foot, who, by the way, had two chupacabras on a leash...Art Bell, Big Foot with his two chupacabras were then met by an alien that lead them to a black triangular shaped craft of obvious extraterrestrial origin whereupon, all of them boarded the craft.
The craft, piloted by Art, took off, maneuvering in an unearthly manner, scribbling in the night sky with Alien night scribbling juice...
Art Bell lives!