Wow...you guys have xls for just about everything that ails you. Kinda like the snake oil salesmen of old. At least the old snake oil salesmen probably had some opium in their elixir that would give you a good feeling.
All you people have is a clump of cold minerals in crystalline form that are more worthless for what ails you than the elixirs of old.
Crystals do not have mystical powers save for those that are piezoelectric, that's a cool aspect of some minerals but hardly mystical and surely not healing. They can not heal crap unless you have the craps, I suppose you could stuff enough of them up your bum to create a blockage. Start with the larger ones and then some in powdered form...create a brecca, of sorts.
Y'all are full of chit and scam artist. No better than astrologers and mediums.