I've broken the code...
Pre Market Indices down hard this am. The guy on the radio tells me it's because people are worried about the carno virus.
Otay buttwheat. We have Spike in here four days ago warning about the upcoming downdraft. I suppose, according to the guy on the radio, they must have been worried about the carono virus four days ago and Spike figured out that it would cause a downdraft.
No...I've figured the code out. Whatever the market is doing on any particular day, they ascribe that days headline to be the cause of the fluctuation.
Had there been no coronavirus(do you squeeze a lime in this stuff?) going on...the guy on the radio would have informed us thusly...OH MY FRICKEN GORD...the market is crashing because...wait for it...of the death of Colby Bryant's thirteen year old daughter!!!!
That would be the cause of this downdraft had there been no craola virus.
Why? Because it would have been the sole headline of the day.
So...that's the code. Headline of the day causes market fluctuation.