I've been to a couple of them college things,,,and I still spell dog...c-a-t.

First one of them colleges I went to they had us in somthin called English 101 where they told us to compose a essay of 250 words every week. Told us if we mispeled 1 word our grade would be a "B'', mispeld two words a "C", three a "D", four an "F".

On my first essay, I mispeled lincoln, as in President Lincoln, 23 times!

So bad at spelling, was/am I, I couldn't even get close enough to find some words in the dictionary.

I failed that class 4 times!

Thank G-d and Bill Gates for spell chack. 😁