Re: look at this crazy candle in the Aussie...
Emma as a first hoarder of toilet paper was not hoarding it for its general purpose...see...Emma belongs to a long lost sect of mummifiers and belongs to the Local Mummifiers 562. They received orders that in lieu of muslin...wrap the dead in toilet paper...the pre cut muslin substitute.
That's what Emma was up to...poor ole Joe just thought she used the bathroom a lot.