That's still not enough money...barely 4k if you give the rest of the 900 billion to the adult population.
You have to either get rid of some of those adults or give us more money.
They could give us 100k for us to stay home...what's it matter...they're not paying down any debt anyways so might as well make it worth our while...
What's a few more gazillion dollars going to hurt.
Spike