OK !
What's going on? Is this someone's sick idea of a joke?
I'll bet Wayne's behind this. I AM NOT AMUSED !
This is NOT what I want to see when I get out of bed in the morning.
There's so damn much snow in my yard my bride can't find her car.
I can see one side of my pick-up peeking out of the drift.
You can forget me going out in -5 wind chill.
More hot coffee please.