Talking about Jack Daniels brings to mind a fishing trip last summer.
I run out of night crawler and was going to get more bait.
I started up the path and met a cottonmouth snake.
The snake had a frog in it's mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.
I knew that snake couldn't bite me with that frog in his mouth
so I grabbed it behind the head snatched that frog out of his mouth.
Now', what am I going to with the snake?
I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and pour a little bit in his mouth.
He reared his head up, his eyes rolled back and he went limp.
I tossed him aside and went back to fishing.
After awhile I felt a thump on my boot.

It was that damn snake with two more frogs.