A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from Dublin.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Irishman asked for a whiskey.

When the flight attendant asked the Mormon if he would like a drink, he replied in disgust, “I’d rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.”

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice."