Well ... there's Mormons and there's Mormons and there's Jack Leg Mormons.
A Jack Leg's leg is hollow. That sob will drink all of your whiskey, beer, wine ... and any other sundry spirits that you may have.
Then, he'll walk ... straight line sober, to his car .... where he'll run to the liquor store ... and assuming you ain't passed out ... the rest of the nights drinkin' be on him.
The other Mormons ... (two types) they ain't nearly as much fun.