Oh man...woke up at 2am...started looking around the net, which means, of course, looking at the markets...nope...thought maybe I was having a nightmare last night...still here. hahaha

Got some cheap assed gas coming our way, I'd say. If the O-peckers want to release the oil...go for it. I can deal with some buck thirty a gallon stuff. Might take me a trip somewhere just for the sake of burning some cheap fossil fuels. Where shall we drive to? I sure did like Oregon when we flew out there. Could travel the west as we've always wanted to do.

Get me a big sign on my truck..."Coronavirus Mobile"...with some skull and crossbones painted on the truck...like the "Deathmobile" from "Animal House"...that might clear a path. Maybe while everybody is hunkered down, there wouldn't be anyone much out there to begin with!

Going grocery shopping today...see what food is left out there...toilet paper of all things is having a run on...no TP! Now that's some serious business right there. Anyway, shopping at peak Coronavirus panic in the area where the tornado went through last week. I'm thinking non-perishables by the China boat load and more bullets...everybody else...toilet paper???

Oil well...what's a feller to do? Oh dear Lord, the family is sick and we are starving to death but thank you, lord, for the ample supplies of toilet paper. That way when we die and they finally find us they will not mistake us for mooslems with a crappy right hand.

I think I'll go back to bed and dream of toilet paper.