I was planted on the stair wall scoping out the female of the species when up pulled this red corvette I had seen around campus a bit. It had vanity plates on it that read "LEGZ". It just happened to pull into the parking spot that lined up with where I was sitting...such that when the door opened I could see the interior of the car door...the back of the car was pointed at me, in other words.

Anyway...the door opened and a left leg started coming out of the car...then the right leg...and man...they just kept on coming out of that car. When they stopped coming out she was seated on the edge of the seat...when she stood up...oh my god...she gave one of those little wiggles and pulled her skin tight dress down...barely long enough to cover her butt...showing off every bit of those long legs.

I almost fell off my perch!

I didn't eve pretend not to look as she came toward me to go into the building. If I were to act like I was not ogling her, she would have known it was a lie...so I just watched. When she got close to the door I reached back and opened it for her and said nice license plate you have there. Thank you, she said.

Well, I went on in to go to class and now way in hell could I have gotten so lucky...there she was...taking a class with me. I went right over and sat next to her...what's up legs. Hi, door man.

Turns out...that was the best kind of hunting Texas had to offer. Long, tall beauties.