Listen here Oh Great Scami...we've done gone long enough without us hearing from your wretched old arse that nobody believes a syllabus of what you udder, anymore.
You can take your ill begotten scamoney totaling 1/2 the coinage in your mama's coach and shove it up your square of spiralling numbers.
So zip it up in your pants sunny buoy.
I know by first hand account that the wheel is magic cause it's the most perfect invention there's ever been. Nobody has ever come up with a wheel that was shaped differently than the original and it works as advertised going around and around...endlessly throughout all time.
So...hush yo moufs.