I voted for Ronald Reagan, working phone banks, putting out yard signs, and donating what little money that I had. I truly expected him to finally get satisfaction against those filthy perjuhns.

Sadly, I was mistaken. Rather than doing something that would get Americans to hold their heads high, he increased self-employment tax to 15.3% and gave amnesty to tens of millions of illegal alien spics.

Thereby, earning the name of "Ronnie-the-Commie Regan". Damn but he surely had me fooled.