"That's one hell-of-a start"

it wont do any good. I'm afraid, even if I was so inclined, not even I, with my aptitude of pizzing people off, can resurrect the dead.

This place is a vestige of the past...a relic for the aging and infirmed.

We are similar to the boys of old who insisted on corresponding via telegraphy whilst the rest of the world had moved on to the new fangled telephone.

I would hate to see the place go under but if that is what happens...so be it.

I do appreciate your confidence in my pot stirring abilities but my pot is cracked and my stick, if not broken, is extremely flimsy. :)