They're fixing to put up a subdivision on the 100 acres I've been living on and "overseeing" for the past 25+ years and they're going to drop 500 homes on the 400 acres across the street. Sucking so bad I'll have to sell out and move further out.
But, I told the woman I was going to drive my mower up and down the newly minted roads with a sign that reads...will mow for food!
Just to think though, i could buy a couple more mowers and start a business.
The commute would be short. :-)