Oh...and here's another classic from first college...nothing to do with sex but funny...game day...playing someone...we are all out holding down another wall...hangin out sheets in the wind, talking to cootie brown...these two guys come walking buy from the other school...I mean decked out to the nines in cowboy gear...hat's, jeans, boots, pressed shirt, belt...the works.

I don't know if Dave-o had heard this before or if it was drunken stupor generated but he hollers out...

Hey y'all...there goes Tex and Co-Tex.