being very familiar with females and farming, here's a tip:

Chickens named Henrietta, Martha, Sweet little Sally Sue fall into a species of bird known as lookin chickens.

These birds can not, under any circumstances, be eaten.

It is incumbent upon you to make the names up before the woman does.

A few suggestions might be...fried...broasted...roasted...baked...thigh...leg...yummy. :-))