That's a good one .. a paddy-mic attempting to come off as a limey. Simply hilarious.
Never was around dairy, much ... but my hands are a tad on the large side ... What is supposed to correspond, by wives tale, to large hands ... sadly ain't my case.
More's the pity.
Must be the old wives tale about feet ... I'm a 9.5 D .. hands big ... feet little ... just my luck that the hand linkage is the fable.