Years ago, while still on the floor, I desperately wanted to join the Ku Klux Klan. However, my wife being substantially more melanin enhance than I .... Well, what to do? I was actually quite persuasive and they were almost ready to look the other way on that offense. However, those dayummed half-breed chilluns of mine ... That was the final straw and I was outright rejected.

The pain of that rejection is with me to this very day.