Let me get this straight...or maybe not. You are or were married to an other than caucasian woman...y'all produced mixed race chilluns...and you desperately wanted to join the KKK?

Somehow that makes perfect sense but the part of the story that confuses me is who outright rejected your joining up with the KKK?? Was it the chilluns and the wife or the tradin floor peeps or the original hoody wearing peeps of the KKK?

If you had them sold on the wife but it was the chilluns that threw the wrench in the works you should have used the line...it's for the chilluns...and you would have been in like Flint.

Bet you never thought to use that line, did you?