Re: My rant to Trump on Facebook...
A friend was from a ranching family in the Hill Country, outside of Fredericksburg. Many the deer we took off of his families multi-thousand acre spread. I always told him that it took around five Texas deer to dress out the size of one Iowa doe. Everything's bigger in Texas .... You bet (remember, you have to dip into your lowest basso profundo on the "you" and really drag out the bet ... "be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-t").