"I carry an extra 30 lbs so I do not have to eat anytime soon...lol."
LOL...I can relate and then some. I tell my DR. that overweight people are natures insurance policy against famine.
I tell him, you'll be laying around on your last legs while I still have the energy to build a fire with which to cook and eat you. Rest assured you will not go to waste because I will eat you.
It's those skinny putzes that'll feed the fatties. Scrumdelicious! 🤣